Uber Eats delivered at the speed of light.

I've taken an original Bob McLeod black & white sketch that Heman86 colored and then added my own alterations.  The Flash (Barry Allen) is now the world's fastest Uber Eats delivery person!

Batman Beyond Shows Off Some Magical Powers

Batman (Terry McGinnis) says "Of course, magic is real.  Of course, it is.  Obviously..." panel extracted from Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic issue #2 (© DC Comics 2023) whose original artwork was produced by Max Dunbar & Sebastian Cheng.   I twisted the original context of this artwork and granted Batman real magic powers via my own image edits and adjustments.

Catwoman shown in an action sequence dropping from a rooftop onto three street thugs.

I dissected a page from DC Comics Catwoman #25 (released November 2020) whose original artwork was created by Juan Fereyra with coloring by FCO Plascencia and then recomposed the action sequence into my own version inside a Kodak filmstrip. 

Catwoman attacking from above...

Bat-Mobile Shows Off the New Nitro-flame Mode

The Bat-Mobile kicks in nitro-flame mode... panel extracted from Batman issue #137 (© DC Comics 2023) whose original artwork was produced by Jorge Jiménez & Tomeu Morey.   I pulled the panel out removed text panels and tried to give it an enhanced view.

Even the Joker cries aka Every clown has a sad day.

I scanned a page from Batman: The Brave and the Bold #1 whose original artwork was created by Mitch Gerads and then did some sleight of hand removing an extra character, tweaking things a bit, and adding some text to make an even sadder-looking clown.  Nothing is lonelier than a wet clown sitting by himself on a park bench pathetically holding onto his last party balloon.

Every clown has a bad day...

Batman versus Cocaine Bear?!

 Batman versus Cocaine Bear?! --- 'nuff said!   A few artwork panels were taken from various parts of the Batman: Urban Legends #16 (2022) comic book from DC Comics.   The artwork is by Karl Mostert with coloring by Trish Mulvihill.

ONE of you women is lying to me....

At 630am my wife returned to bed after taking the dogs outside for their morning business.

I asked is it still raining outside, it was at 3am?  She said no.

ALEXA! What's the weather forecast for today?   It's raining outside right NOW, it should stop at 9am.

ONE of you women is lying to me...

Sit down and eat your fucking meatloaf!

"Sit down and eat your fucking meatloaf!" comic book panel that was extracted from LOVE EVERLASTING issue #7 (Image Comics 2023) which was drawn by art Elsa Charretier.

Trying to understand. Hulk is thinking. Please. Hulk not understand. Hulk not understand what you mean...

Passing on some of my Sunday morning boredom workout before getting around to feeding the dogs.  I took a few sample panels from The Immortal Hulk #50, and mixed in some other dialogue, altered the layout, and slapped in some new background layer textures.    Hulk confused?  He sure is!     Thanks to Bennett, José, and Brabo providing the source panels I could extract and abuse with some Affinity Photo leg work on my end.

Girl Crush - 2023 week 7 - Angie Dickinson

Well, lookie what I found during some casual reading of Chilean adult humor comic magazines from 1964. Here we see a fairly young Angie 'Smoking Hot' Dickinson doing some casual magazine catalog work in 1964, but I seriously doubt it was directly for the El Pingüino humor magazine, they probably licensed it.

The Nasty #1 due in stores April 2023

Vault Comics put out a nifty animated promo via their newsletter, which showcases the first issue of the upcoming THE NASTY #1 which was drawn by Adam Cahoon with coloring by
Kurt Michael Russell.   You can also see with step-by-step details how Kurt colored the issue over on his YouTube channel.