Batman versus Cocaine Bear?!

 Batman versus Cocaine Bear?! --- 'nuff said!   A few artwork panels were taken from various parts of the Batman: Urban Legends #16 (2022) comic book from DC Comics.   The artwork is by Karl Mostert with coloring by Trish Mulvihill.

ONE of you women is lying to me....

At 630am my wife returned to bed after taking the dogs outside for their morning business.

I asked is it still raining outside, it was at 3am?  She said no.

ALEXA! What's the weather forecast for today?   It's raining outside right NOW, it should stop at 9am.

ONE of you women is lying to me...

Sit down and eat your fucking meatloaf!

"Sit down and eat your fucking meatloaf!" comic book panel that was extracted from LOVE EVERLASTING issue #7 (Image Comics 2023) which was drawn by art Elsa Charretier.

Trying to understand. Hulk is thinking. Please. Hulk not understand. Hulk not understand what you mean...

Passing on some of my Sunday morning boredom workout before getting around to feeding the dogs.  I took a few sample panels from The Immortal Hulk #50, and mixed in some other dialogue, altered the layout, and slapped in some new background layer textures.    Hulk confused?  He sure is!     Thanks to Bennett, José, and Brabo providing the source panels I could extract and abuse with some Affinity Photo leg work on my end.

Girl Crush - 2023 week 7 - Angie Dickinson

Well, lookie what I found during some casual reading of Chilean adult humor comic magazines from 1964. Here we see a fairly young Angie 'Smoking Hot' Dickinson doing some casual magazine catalog work in 1964, but I seriously doubt it was directly for the El Pingüino humor magazine, they probably licensed it.

The Nasty #1 due in stores April 2023

Vault Comics put out a nifty animated promo via their newsletter, which showcases the first issue of the upcoming THE NASTY #1 which was drawn by Adam Cahoon with coloring by
Kurt Michael Russell.   You can also see with step-by-step details how Kurt colored the issue over on his YouTube channel.

 

Batman Threatens To Finally Kill The Joker

I grabbed artwork from DC Comic's Batman issue #129 (2022) and edited Leonardo Romero's last panel into my own version using some revised dialogue showing Batman threatening to finally kill The Joker. Use the [Open image in new tab] option from your browser, *after* you click the image below if you want to see the hi-rez image.

The Joker Behind Bars

I took the artwork from DC Comics Batman issue #128 (2022) and edited Leonardo Romero's final panel into my own version isolating the frame only to The Joker looking out from his Arkham Asylum cell.   

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The Joker looking thru a rainy window cell.

Catwoman Wants a Piece of Batman

Catwoman (Selina Kyle) wants a piece of Batman (Bruce Wayne), and Batman is likely to return the favor provided no one interrupts their rooftop rendevous. I've adjusted both the dialog and some of Niko Leon's artwork from this panel taken from DC Comics' Catwoman issue #49 (January 2023).

Catwoman: "... I want you."

Batman: "You're always welcome to want me, Cat."

edited panel from DC Comics' Catwoman issue #49 (2023)

 

Girl Crush - 2023 week 2 - Kennedy McMann

Nothing fancy, but here are a few quick photo edits, using the incredibly affordable Affinity Photo, of Kennedy McMann as seen in CW's Nancy Drew TV series from season 1 episodes 11 & 14.

Nancy Drew having a secret meet in the woods.

Nancy Drew sleuthing in the local library.

Girl Crush - 2023 week 1 - Carla Gugino

 What's not to like about Carla Gugino?   I'm late to the party but it looks like she has a fun new TV series on the Peacock streaming channel for Leopard Skin (links to the official trailer).   Carla starts the first episode with a skinny dip in their private pool.